"So what does one do with these 'books'?"
"You open them up and look at the pictures, silly!"
"As soon as I'm done selling books," Malice schemed, "I'll go chat up these
chicks."
"Do let's ruin Malice's life, Lefty."
"Let's, LB!"
I once had an _atheist_ doing a spit-take when I asserted that no rational
person can look at the Chrysler Building and still believe in God. It's the
most beautiful thing in the world.
"...and that's why my head turns into a tomato when I get drunk."
The men behind the book mockup.