w Wednesday, July 23, 2003


The Jinx of Invisible Frontier


Resolved: Corey Hart is overdue for a comeback.

Last night was the phenomenal conclusion to my two-part co-party with the Jinx Society. The biggest news--besides the publication of their book and Hillary's Scheme--was that today's Time Out New York has a 2-page spread on the book. My congratulations pale in comparison to your accomplishments, but I offer them all the same.


"So what does one do with these 'books'?"
"You open them up and look at the pictures, silly!"


"As soon as I'm done selling books," Malice schemed, "I'll go chat up these chicks."


"Do let's ruin Malice's life, Lefty."
"Let's, LB!"


I once had an _atheist_ doing a spit-take when I asserted that no rational person can look at the Chrysler Building and still believe in God. It's the most beautiful thing in the world.


"...and that's why my head turns into a tomato when I get drunk."


The men behind the book mockup.



posted by Michael Malice at 2:39 AM